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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

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share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

650-Foot Mega-Tsunami Shakes the Planet, Sending Waves Across Continents – Satellite Footage Shows the Destruction - The Daily Galaxy

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

A Biologist Spotlights The World’s Most Aggressive Bird. Hint: It’s Flightless, It’s Not The Ostrich, And It’s Been Known To Kill People - Forbes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Just Forget it!

What one thing makes someone a very mature person?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?

Still no good.

Then came..

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

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Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

AI risks 'broken' career ladder for college graduates, some experts say - ABC News

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...