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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:01
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
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Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?
Then came..
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way